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Why is it called English Bites?

Because the questions I put on Instagram are bite-size, meaning small. And because "It bites" is a more polite way to say "It sucks", so it basically means "English sucks". Yeah, I know it isn't that clever, but I'm open to suggestions.

What does FAQs stand for?

It stands for Frequently Asked Questions, which is ironic here because no-one's actually asked them. But NAQs (Never Asked Questions) isn't a thing, so there.

What does "so there" mean? Because if I translate it directly into my language it makes no sense.

Stop using Google to translate things. Use a proper dictionary. And if it doesn't explain it clearly in your dictionary, then your dictionary sucks. So there.

Why does this website look like shit?

Because I've never made a blog before and I'm not very computer-literate. So it's a work-in-progress that will get better when I learn how to do it. Plus it's free.

What is the point of this blog?

I was bored. And I believe this blog will give me the exposure to get lots of work and grow rich and fat on the proceeds. If someone learns something from it, that's a bonus.

What does 'deluded' mean?

Fuck off.

Why are you swearing so much?

Because I've been a classroom teacher for a long time and it's liberating to not worry about being fired for using bad language. And because I suspect very few people will read this. It's the warm cover of anonymity provided by the internet.

I don't understand English that well so I don't understand these FAQs.

That's not a question, it's a statement. Go take some English lessons. Or just Google Translate it. Goddamn Google Translate is killing my profession.


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